How to make an evil sabayon

Give this classic dessert sauce the special evil treatment the next time you have a chance and watch the effect it will have. And laugh.
Evil plotpoints
- Whip. In a metal mixing bowl, whip the yolks well.
- Beat. Slowly whisk in the sugar.
- Slosh. Blend in the wine.
- Scald. Place the bowl over steaming water. Cook the mixture, stirring constantly, until it thickens (about 7 to 10 minutes).
- Danger, danger - squeamish people should stop reading here.
- Presentation. Behead your enemy, trepan the skull and scoop out the gray matter, replace with the warm sabayon.
- Serve immediately. Serves: 2 or 3 (not counting your victim)

Strokes of genius
- Make a big impression. As a last course at your holiday party perhaps, or maybe at the reception following the shotgun wedding.
- Save the top. Do not throw out the [http://www.livescience.com/12889-oldest-human-skull-cups-cannibals.html|round of scalp and cranium] removed during trepanning — it makes a unique spoon rest or part of your centerpiece.
- Invite the relatives. Make it a festive occasion of orgiastic excess and it is sure to become a regular ritual.
Traps for mere fools
- Cheap ingredients. Use the freshest eggs and wine. Don’t skimp on the head.
- Allergies. Check whether the victim head has a sensitivity to eggs, grape wine, sugar, or grotesque poor taste.
- Contains alcohol. Avoid operating heavy equipment. If you are on medication, check for drug interactions before consuming. Some parents may not want their underage children partaking of such desserts. Not recommended if your chosen victim has been exposed to Creutzfeldt-Jacob? disease.
- Food safety. Refrigerate any leftovers. But why should there be any?
- Does not go with everything. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
- DNA evidence that will hold up in a court of law.

Precious and needful
- 12 egg yolks
- 1 1/2 cup granulated sugar
- 1 1/2 cup Marsala or sherry
- 1 skull, emptied, cleaned, and sealed, for every three guests
- A pitiless font of utter hatred.
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Further plotting
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Created by: CapellaNovafyre.
Last Modification: Thursday 17 of February, 2011 07:39:10 EST by CapellaNovafyre.